1. People say “now”, “now now” and “just now” all the time and you’re constantly confused as to when, exactly.
2. Someone’s explained rugby to you. You pretended to understand.
3. You’re constantly converting to miles, pounds or degrees Fahrenheit.
4. You find the South African accent ‘sexy’.
5. Never ever has free WiFi made you this happy.
6. You want locals to pronounce their names at least four times.
7. The exchange rate has you feeling like a high roller…
8. But you tell your parents everything is “crazy expensive”.
9. You thought you aced your first assignment in the third world. You didn’t.
10. After all the queues and paperwork, your student visa finally gets approved.
11. You see good-looking people everywhere.
12. You’ve started calling traffic roundabouts, “circles”.
13. You’ve never seen so many people walk around barefoot.
14. Someone you hardly know has greeted you with a kiss on the mouth.
15. Power’s out…
16. You’re disproportionately excited when you meet someone from back home.
17. You think calling traffic lights ‘Robots’ is ridiculous, but do it to prove you’re ‘down with the local lingo’.
18. Someone spoke to you in a local language and you just stood there like…
19. Your approach to all the cheap South African food is…
20. You’ve been shunned for calling a ‘braai’ a ‘barbeque’.
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Hahahahah I live in South Africa and I have never really noticed how much I use the word “Shame”…I actually do that allot! haha
actually we do have the card IDs introduced like 5years ago
You absolutely love biltong but get shunned for calling it jerkey.
You’ve learnt what ouma rusks are and that it goes well with coffee.
It annoys you to bits that the movies here always appear later than at home.
You now know that the closest thing to lions in our back yards are in fact just house cats.
People stare at you when you take photos of hadidas.
In the UK they use frozen burger patties “shudder”!
What else does one use???
Eraser = rubber
Filling station = garage
their ID document is a booklet, not a card.
Most of your South African friends/ classmates dont have passports
When bubblegum is called chappies n a pencil is lead.
They call petrol station “garage” x)
-When the alphabet as you know it… does not exist
g = kh/back of the throat dry sounding thingy
tj = ch
c= click of sorts
x= another cllick of sorts
_insert-letter-here +j = another ch sound
-When you hate being THE black person in either a) a predominantly black area or b) a shop where the patron may not be black but the person who’s tending to you is and you all of a sudden have to do that long awkward explanation of why your skin is black but your Understanding of languages does not extend to any 9 of the 11 official languages…
You take a sip of your white wine and it’s warm… So thAt’s what the bowl of ice is for…
A bakkie is a yut
Sweets are lollies
End every sentence with, really shame man or SERIOUS
When your tannie or pom is really your biological aunt or uncle!
1.Calling Ketchup “Tomato Sauce” so people don’t look at you funny.
2. Also speaking English in weird accents because everyone here (who cant really speak English) do it to make their English seem better and you don’t want to seem like the only one in a group of people not talking in say… a Russian accent?
3. Everyone (even the university) using PC’s instead of mac’s
4. The places to go an have a drink and dance a bit aren’t called clubs, bars, or pubs…. they are called “kuier plekke”
5. The “kuier plekke” are characterized by the the form of dancing. The places that don’t have dancing, the places that have club dancing and the places that have coupled dancing. Oh and then to screw with your mind there are places where one side is “boere” music for couples dancing and the other side for club dancing… where the dub step and remix music is never ending.
6. …”SOKKIE” when guys try to dance with you but you cant figure out which beats they are stepping on. When a guy blames you for not being able to dance cuz you are not from South Africa but actually he has the rhythm of a rock…
7. Prepaid EVERYTHING!!! Airtime, electricity, even internet. (Cant I just have my minutes and data on my phone on a monthly bases without it being a contract phone?
People say ASwell as apposed to asWELL which i personally started saying without even knowing it!
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Totally LOVE this!!! Lived for 15 years in Bloemfontein!!!
you are now calling lolli pops stock sweets
Lolz…. goshhh I’m ROTFL… I’m a native SA and this is so funny…..
The word SHAME is used a lot in completely the wrong context
They call taxi a bus
Spot on true
You are surprised in a restaurant that you were given “fries” instead of “potato chips”.
A mini van – taxi
A pick up truck/you’re – bakkie
You’re surprised that they use real meat at a braai
SO true!